It occurs to me that there is only one path out of this home, Lord, I simply will not exit via that doorway.

It occurs to me that there is only one path out of this home, Lord, I simply will not exit via that doorway.

This is due to the fact that there seems to be a gentleman outside, And it occurs to me that there is a fair chance

that he is your significant other. I'm not completely sure.

My oh my, I appear to be trapped, ma'am -- here on the second floor.

If I, through some minor miracle, am able to extract myself from this most precarious situation,

I won't likely return this way again.

So, if it doesn't inconvenience you greatly, please open yonder window -- just a smidgen --

so that I might be afforded the opportunity to exit quietly and without incident (and your neighbors will be none the wiser).

Good grief, how absurd that I am here in the first place!

It seems quite likely that this gentleman will saunter in here and assume the duties that I have previously regarded as my own.

I will speak certain words with clarity:  I will not depart via the front door.

Because, as I have mentioned, there is a gentleman down there who appears to be your special friend.  But I cannot be certain.

Again, there is a gentleman down there who appears to be your special friend. But I cannot be certain.

It just might happen to be your man, Oh baby I just don't know.